Why I don’t accept Indian women

My rates are quite high by Indian standards. That’s why I don’t accept Indian women. They haggle too much. 🙂 They write me too many mails asking me to lower my price.

And they are justified in haggling. After all there are so many se*ually frustrated Indian guys waiting to ‘service’ them for free. Male neighbours show their interest, males from neighbouring buildings ogle from their apartments, delivery boys, courier boys and young men at shopping malls and in coffee shops, the sabzi wala, the shopkeepers, even the ‘holy’ man in charge of her religious place of worship. They are all waiting for a chance to get inside her pants. All she has to do is maintain eye contact for more than a few seconds with any of them, and they will take things forward, and she can have them for FREE.

I get lots of mails from guys who write things like
“Please send me some of your clients, I will pay you 50% of the fee”

Once I was in the mood for some fun, so I replied to one of these guys and said, “Sorry, 50% is not enough. If I send you clients, I want 100% of the fee, is that ok?”

He replied, “That is ok”

To continue the fun, I replied “You will have to pay for hotel room also. Is that ok?”

He replied, “That is ok”

When there are guys like these (and there are millions of guys like these) why should Indian women pay for this service? She can get it for free 24 x 7 x 365.

That’s why I only accept foreigners (goras) and NRIs because they don’t haggle. Sometimes I do accept Indian customers but only if she is a celebrity or a high net-worth personality.

But recently, I made a mistake. I accepted an Indian customer who haggles! 🙁

Despite a lot of haggling from her (for a whole month!), I refused to lower my fee and she finally agreed. We met yesterday.

Today I get the below messages, one after the other.

 

tnk u for meeting 🙂

i never paid any indian guys to b frank….

i only pay in usa and thailand.

indian guys r happy to be with me for free,
they also pay fr hotel room 😉

i can’t believe i paid an indian guy 🙁
u made me pay fr hotel also 🙁

u r too much 🙁

whn can i get yr next appt bet 20-24 oct?

pls confirm, i hv to buk hotel room.

 

I don’t think I will see her again. She’s not worth the headache. 🙁

I will give her the option of taking an appointment with one of my students.

Moral of the story : Successful gigolos don’t offer discounts. As soon as you agree to lower your fees, the client loses interest and respect for you, and she starts thinking why do I have to pay for this, why can’t I get this for free from a delivery boy.